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Four choice run reports, collected from the summer class. Enjoy your future partners’ narrative writing abilities, creativity.
“TREATMENT: Kick to Posterior”
“Upon inspection of genitalia, fetus runs out of vagina and slaps me…runs away”
“Roommate states ‘That’s what she said’”
The reports in full, after the jump:
Continue reading ‘Looks like somebody knows how to write a run report’
HELMUT
The 2009 Brown EMS EMT-B Summer Course is finished. Congratulations to all who stuck it out and weathered the extensive final practical exam. Good work and good luck for those taking the NREMT exam! As is the custom, we are running the annual poll now that the course is complete: Who was the meanest MOST FEARED lab instructor of 2009?” Vote after the jump!
Also of note, the teeshirt design has been finalized and we are discussing methods of notifying members of the class. It will be a individual buy option as group buys always leave one lab instructor with enormous debt and a whole collection of unclaimed teeshirts. They will be sold at cost to reduce the price. More soon.
TAKE ME TO THE POLLS:
Triage nurse, regarding sobel’s flight suit: “Hey, are you from Lifeflight? Or are you a mechanic? Here to change my oil?”
Patient with dislocated toe: “I’m in painnnn!”
Triage nurse: “Holy shit, look at that toe!”
